Response #1: Laughter
Quick, Gil, get out your phone and take a picture!
Do you think the police will accept this reasoning as legitimate when they pull this guy over?
Response #2: Frustration
When will Tanzanians stop seeing Jesus as a good luck charm? As a talisman that will protect them or give them what they want? As just another spirit to appease?
Response #3: Rethinking
As much as they've got it wrong, so do I. At least their worldview is comprehensive; at least they automatically integrate the spiritual with the secular.
How often do I trust my insurance over my Jesus?