He sedated Precious [the Rhodesian Ridgeback], then lanced the infection out of her eye, and then injected her eye with antibiotics.
On the front porch.
Under the very interested gaze of my eight-year-old.
Who needs school?
Hey, this is nothing. When I was a kid in Liberia, the vet neutered our dog on our kitchen table.
School actually does start tomorrow. But it can't possibly be more interesting than this.